Thursday, 4 October 2012

A borse is a borse of course - World Animal Day

Well who would have though it. Today is world animal day. And to commemorate that, I'm participating in a really fun event - the World Animal Day blog hop sponsored by Terri Giuliano Long and David M Brown.

So, of course, today I'm going to talk about animals. Not just any kind of animals. Today I'm going to be talking about a rather special animal called a borse. If you've read my novel, Magnus Opum, you should already know a bit about what a borse is. It's the chief beast of burden used by the Kertoobis, who are the central race within the novel. A borse looks a little like a cow and a little like a pig and not a lot like a horse at all.

However, the thing that makes a borse quite extraordinary is the fact that the two legs on the left are substantially shorter than the two legs on the right. In the book, there's quite a bit more about how unsuitable borses actually were for any kind of manual work, and how stubborn the Kertoobis were for insisting on using them anyway, but I won't go into that now.Instead, I want to tell you about something even funnier related to borses that I discovered not long after the book was released.

It was my dad who told me first. I can't remember where he said he got it from, but he told me there was in fact a real animal that had a similar discrepancy re the length of its legs. Of course I didn't believe him (he has a great tendency to take the piss out of me) so I had to look it up. I didn't find anything substantial, but I did discover there is actually a long history of fictional animals with legs that are shorter on one side. Some examples I discovered are:
  • the dahu - supposedly a type of French mountain goat
  • the wild haggis - obviously where the Scottish delicacy is derived from
  • the sidehill gouger - another mountain creature, something like a cross between a goat and a badger
  • the rackabore - which funnily enough looks a bit like a cow and a bit like a pig (but nothing like a horse).
So I'm rather pleased to now find myself part of a proud tradition of silly animals with leg-length discrepancies. I hope you've learned something useful out of this post - I know I have. 

And please, check out the other sites participating in the World Animal Day blog hop. There will be lost of other great posts to read as well as some fantastic prizes.
 

18 comments:

  1. I definitely need to catch up on more of your fiction, Jonathan! This sounds great, and just a reminder to read your latest works. A fun entry for the blog hop! :)

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    1. Thanks JC - hope you enjoy it when you do. I'm going to have to take a stroll now to view your post.

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  2. Jonathan, I am going to have to more your book up on my TBR pile. You have piped my interest with borse.

    Thanks for sharing.

    http://bunnysreview.com/2012/10/my-heart-and-soul-pet/

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  3. Great post Jonathan.

    I did love Magnus Opum but hearing the account of the borse again had made me smile.

    Thank you for taking part in the blog hop :)

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    1. Hi Dave,

      Thanks for setting this up.

      Cheers.

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  4. this post made me laugh out loud! I'm afraid you've captured my curiousity - Magnum Opus is now on my list of must-reads for winter.

    (naturemummy)

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    1. Hi Jennifer,

      Laughing out loud is good. Hope you enjoy.

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  5. Thank you so much for sharing. The idea of the borse really made me laugh. Finding out there are animals that suffer just such afflictions stunned me!

    Thank you so much for taking part in the World Animal Day hop!

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    1. Hi Terri,

      I'm still trying to find it if there is a real animal like this.

      Thanks for organising this event.

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  6. I definitely don't want to run into a Wild Haggis or any of the others! Love your books! :)

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    1. Given where most wild haggis end up, I suspect they're not too keen on meeting us either.

      All the best.

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  7. What a fun post! It's great to read about other weird animals

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    1. Who says my animals are weird?

      All the best.

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  8. Thanks for sharing some fun fictional animals. It is amazing what people come up with :-)

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    1. Thanks for poppng by, Angela. It's been a fun event.

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  9. Do borses go round in circles?

    Zoe

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    1. Hi Zoe,

      Yes they do - it takes a strong hand to keep one going in a straight line.

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